Does Hillary Clinton experience human emotions, or was it just allergies?

This just in!  Hillary Clinton not the cold-hearted bitch everyone thought she was!

See? She looks worried!...or, is she? - Photo from MSNBC.com

MSNBC released the above photograph showing several members of government and at least one military dude (you know, the one in uniform), watching live footage of the bin Laden compound raid in Pakistan.

Now that’s what I call Reality TV!

During the raid, they let some photographer in there to take pictures of them watching it.  When the photos were sifted through, they found one that astonished them.

Sec. of State Hillary Clinton looked genuinely concerned, almost like she cared!

“We thought this was newsworthy because everyone thinks she’s this strong modern woman, but she’s just as emotional as any other weak willed woman,” one newsman, who wished to remain anonymous, shared.  “I almost expected to find tears, but upon closer inspection with a magnifying glass, there were none.”

Former President, Bill Clinton (not pictured because he no longer has the rights as ex-President to watch war on live television) said this about his wife:

“Even I didn’t think she had it in her.  She’s usually so composed and checks her feelings at the door…what little feelings she has.”

When asked about the photo, Sec. of State Clinton had this to say:

“I am somewhat sheepishly concerned [that anyone would think I gave a shit because it was only] that it was my preventing one of my early spring allergic coughs. ”

Oh, sure, Hillary! Blame it on your allergies to save face and not look like a weak-willed woman just like the rest of us hormonally imbalanced vagina toting human beings who can’t keep our emotions under control.  Good one!

I guess it’s to be expected; she is living and working in a man’s world after all.  To show weakness to our enemies [in the government] would be a mistake.

Source:  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42914093/ns/health-allergies_and_asthma/t/clinton-allergy-not-anguish-my-bin-laden-photo/from/toolbar

Disclaimer: Satire! That is all.

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