If you’ve seen the April 25th issue of “Woman’s World” magazine cover, you’ll see the adorable William and Kate, the royal couple who will be wed tomorrow at Westminster Abbey in London, England.
The cover says “Eat like Kate and lose up to 8 lbs in 3 days!”, and that’s not even healthy, by the way! When you turn to page 18, you read, “Wish you had a fairy-tale figure?” Oh, Puh-leeze!!
Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
If you want to lose weight, you should:
*Smacks Forehead* Oh my Gawd, why didn’t I think of that?
So, what’s so special about this diet?
She’s so darn skinny, and she looks great, so everyone wants to look like her.
Plus, she’s marrying Prince William. Maybe if we eat like her, we can marry princes too.
Let’s get real.
Let’s talk about why she’s really so skinny.
She’s a Princess-to-be, which means…she’s LOADED. What this article DOES NOT cover is the fact that the Kate Middleton diet is easy for Kate Middleton because Kate Middleton has:
Now, I’m not hating on Kate Middleton. She seems like a lovely young woman, and she’s blessed to have all of these things that I wish I could have as well. I don’t envy her, well, maybe I do just a little bit. But I don’t hate her because she has what I don’t have.
All I’m saying is that we should take this with some perspective. It’s easy for Kate Middleton to stick with her royal wedding diet, the diet that Dr. Oz and other doctors and nutritionists have been pushing for YEARS (so calling it a secret is some serious false advertising), because she has the money to buy good food (or rather, hire someone to buy her good food), with people to cook and clean for her while she works out several hours every day to look fit and super skinny.
I will say this, though. The Kate Middleton diet is definitely healthier than anything Demi Moore has tried lately. What was that detox concoction she came up with? I seem to remember it combined lemon juice and cayenne pepper… Gross, Demi. Just, gross…
My heartfelt congratulations to the happy couple, even if your dream wedding is paid for by the strapped British taxpayers who can barely afford their own personal expenses. It’s good to be royalty.
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